coolecstaticm

neurons-and-teaching:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

This is huge. When I do interviews at the job I hate, if people just shrugged when we ask “do you have questions” i pretty much write them off unless they were a bamf with at least two other areas of the interview.

casualcissexism
sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

nevelpappermint
vriska:

tentacuddles:

kaanaya:

chibiboru:


sassy-gay-karkat:


booker15366:


sassy-gay-karkat:


Remember that one time Vriska died in a heroic attempt to get revenge because Jack killed Terezi and Karkat because a lot of the Homestuck fandom doesn’t


Remember how it was her fault they died at all? Or maybe how the universe wouldn’t allow her to do something good, because killing her was better? Or maybe how Terezi felt remorse for having to kill her, even though Vriska wouldn’t have given a shit if it were the other way around? Remember how she was a worthless bitch and her death was the most benevolent thing Andrew ever did with her character? Because not enough of the fandom gets that.





Hey guys, remember how Vriska was upset about killing Tavros? Remember how she killed trolls to feed her lusus and keep her happy? Remember how Terezi killed people for “justice” and rigged the system? REMEMBER HOW VRISKA WANTED TO GO OFF AND FIGHT JACK TO SAVE HER FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF WAITING AND DIDN’T REALLY WANT TO WAIT TO DIE BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE WOULD FIND THEM, JUST LIKE ERIDAN DID? REMEMBER HOW VRISKA DIDN’T KNOW THAT JACK WOULD FOLLOW THE FAIRY DUST TO THE METEOR AND KILL KARKAT AND TEREZI? REMEMBER HOW SHE DOVE HEAD FIRST INTO THE FIGHT AFTER SEEING THEIR BODIES? REMEMBER HOW SHE GAVE HER BELOVED DICE TO JOHN. HER BELOVED DICE THAT WAS LEFT TO HER BY HER ANCESTOR. ALSO, HOW MANY KIDS DID VRISKA KILL? OH WAIT. NONE.WHAT ABOUT TEREZI? SHE GOT JOHN KILLED AND DOOMED THAT WHOLE TIMELINE.
VRISKA KILLED BECAUSE SHE HAD TO TO STAY ALIVE ON ALTERNIA. SHE DIDN’T KILL ANYONE ONCE SHE GOT INTO THE GAME. SHE TRUSTED TAVROS, SOMEONE SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP (in her own weird way), WITH HER LIFE/DEATH. AND REMEMBER HOW TAVROS TRIED TO KILL HER FIRST??? I REMEMBER. 
DON’T YOU EVER LET ME HEAR YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW VRISKA WAS A HORRIBLE CHARACTER AND HOW “HER DEATH WAS THE MOST BENEVOLENT THING ANDREW EVER DID WITH HER CHARACTER.” SHE WAS A GOOD FUCKING CHARACTER AND THE FANDOM HAS THIS ETERNAL IMAGE OF HER BEING A BITCH WHO DESERVES TO DIE AND FRANKLY, IT PISSES ME OFF.


thaaaaaaaank

ugh thank you

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vriska:

tentacuddles:

kaanaya:

chibiboru:

sassy-gay-karkat:

booker15366:

sassy-gay-karkat:

Remember that one time Vriska died in a heroic attempt to get revenge because Jack killed Terezi and Karkat because a lot of the Homestuck fandom doesn’t

Remember how it was her fault they died at all? Or maybe how the universe wouldn’t allow her to do something good, because killing her was better? Or maybe how Terezi felt remorse for having to kill her, even though Vriska wouldn’t have given a shit if it were the other way around? Remember how she was a worthless bitch and her death was the most benevolent thing Andrew ever did with her character? Because not enough of the fandom gets that.

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Hey guys, remember how Vriska was upset about killing Tavros? Remember how she killed trolls to feed her lusus and keep her happy? Remember how Terezi killed people for “justice” and rigged the system? REMEMBER HOW VRISKA WANTED TO GO OFF AND FIGHT JACK TO SAVE HER FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF WAITING AND DIDN’T REALLY WANT TO WAIT TO DIE BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE WOULD FIND THEM, JUST LIKE ERIDAN DID? REMEMBER HOW VRISKA DIDN’T KNOW THAT JACK WOULD FOLLOW THE FAIRY DUST TO THE METEOR AND KILL KARKAT AND TEREZI? REMEMBER HOW SHE DOVE HEAD FIRST INTO THE FIGHT AFTER SEEING THEIR BODIES? REMEMBER HOW SHE GAVE HER BELOVED DICE TO JOHN. HER BELOVED DICE THAT WAS LEFT TO HER BY HER ANCESTOR. ALSO, HOW MANY KIDS DID VRISKA KILL? OH WAIT. NONE.WHAT ABOUT TEREZI? SHE GOT JOHN KILLED AND DOOMED THAT WHOLE TIMELINE.

VRISKA KILLED BECAUSE SHE HAD TO TO STAY ALIVE ON ALTERNIA. SHE DIDN’T KILL ANYONE ONCE SHE GOT INTO THE GAME. SHE TRUSTED TAVROS, SOMEONE SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP (in her own weird way), WITH HER LIFE/DEATH. AND REMEMBER HOW TAVROS TRIED TO KILL HER FIRST??? I REMEMBER. 

DON’T YOU EVER LET ME HEAR YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW VRISKA WAS A HORRIBLE CHARACTER AND HOW “HER DEATH WAS THE MOST BENEVOLENT THING ANDREW EVER DID WITH HER CHARACTER.” SHE WAS A GOOD FUCKING CHARACTER AND THE FANDOM HAS THIS ETERNAL IMAGE OF HER BEING A BITCH WHO DESERVES TO DIE AND FRANKLY, IT PISSES ME OFF.

thaaaaaaaank

ugh thank you

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